What could possibly be more fun than watching other people smoke pot and drink their way through Jamaica? As charming as Seymore can be and as cute as Mari Possa is, taking 43 minutes to get that discolored dong in something other than Mari's mouth is a king-size drag, mon.

Things do pick up once the fuckin' starts, with the very-vocal Mari getting her ass slammed by Mr. Butts a couple times. She's a cute little thing, no question about that, and fun to watch.

The only other chick taking dick is Flower, who gets it on with Herschel Savage and Steven St. Croix with oral, anal and even a little piss (Flower on St. Croix during anal) thrown in for golden shower fans. Flower does demand - and receives - a long and intense backdoor banging, which is a great way to close things out.

The sex is good once you finally get to it. The rest of it is in Jamaica speed. Translation: Bring your own bong.