If the snake-like, bulbous red penis slithering between the cum-covered girls on back of this box cover does't clue you in on the fact that this ai't gonna be no plot-driven couples tape, then the title Wall To Wall Hose Monsters is sure to drive the point home.

This wall-to-waller opens up with natural brown haired beauty Autumn being quizzed by the man behind the camera before she undresses. She does't appear to be the brightest bulb in the store but her looks and shy charm more than make up for it. Cut straight from her flirty interview to a close-up of her sucking cock and you have a general idea of the set-up for the rest of this tape. Autumn is quite a catch and devours the mostly-faceless cameraman with ease via some oral, missionary, doggie-style, spoon, and reverse floating cowgirl, though his lifeless dirty talk is actually distracting rather than a turn on.

Katiana is just as sexy (though her boobies are fake) and admits that she came 137 times in just 24 hours while masturbating once. Wow! She masturbates for a while until Van Damage eats her out like a steak dinner. She returns the favor and munches on his member and licks his anus before mounting him cowgirl-style and anal reverse cowgirl.

Randy blonde Beth admits she likes"to eat cu" and"loves the taste of cum" which is nice of her, before latching her mouth onto Damag's Johnson for a good sucki'. He mounts her mish-style (which seems to be his M.O.) before moving on to some spoon action, reverse cowgirl and a rear entry anal finale.

Sunshine (who ai't even blonde!), Holly Wett and Karla are the least exciting things here, though they certainly try their best. Sunshin's 69, Holl's double b.j., and Karla getting eaten out are standouts in their respective scenes.

Gorgeous Nubian queen Milah steals the show in the last scene though with her scorchi' Damage dance. Though her deep throat skills could use some work, she makes for one helluva nice site riding Damag's meat hook and taking it via spoon and booty bangi'. The scarred shortcomings of her botched boob job are evident throughout this scene though as we see her in very unflattering light.

A quick bloopers reel at the end leaves the viewer on a high note, which is always a fun bonus. Warning: at least one of the girls listed on the cover is not actually in the video.