Honestly, it takes a whole lotta ego and/or balls to remake your own film 14 years later. The first version of this starred Hyapatia Lee and Randy Spears and took home Best Actor - Film, Best Actress - Film and Best Screenplay - Film. Paul Thomas chooses to try to top that by giving the script the mildest reworking and casting powerhouse Jenna Jameson and occasional performer/director/ClubJenna mogul/Mr. Jenna Jameson, a.k.a. Justin Sterling, in the lead roles. Both truly bring their best to this doomed love story, and the sex throughout is incendiary and tentative in all the right spots.

Sterling plays a geeky, lonely office drone/virgin obsessed with bondage that decides to relieve his sexual tension by getting a massage. He gets a handjob peppered with passionate kisses from Jameson.

At work, he is pursued by co-worker Maya Devine, whose attention frustrates him and sends him running back to see Jameson, who he talks into blowing him for cash. Jameson works the cock well with her mouth, and the pacing is great.

Devine steps up her flirting by hauling Sterling off to a desolate warehouse so she can do a fine solo performance for him. When it looks like Sterling is going to join in, Jameson calls him to arrange their next meeting, and Devine dresses in a huff.

Sterling gets his bondage fantasies indulged for $150 by Jameson in that meeting. She is bound with rope in a scene with sensory deprivation play, and we get to see Sterling fuck her briefly with a glass dil before she blows him. The scene that follows is her "surprise" for him - a blazing scene with Jameson and girlfriend Savanna Samson, where we see Jameson bury her face in a bound Samson's twat and fuck a bound Samson with a strap-on in doggie. When Samson dons the dong, Jameson gets her pussy filled in piledriver.

Sterling confesses watching the two made him jealous, and Jameson cuts him off - no calls, no contact. It's painful and punctuated by him witnessing Devine getting it on with coworker Evan Stone. A final goodbye after Sterling follows Jameson home is hot, sweet and filled with the longing he has for her.

Whole lotta pre-nomming ahead. Best Oral Sex Scene - Film to both Jameson/Sterling oral scenes and Best Couples Sex Scene-Film to Jameson and Sterling, Best Solo Sex Scene and Best Supporting Actress - Film to Devine, Best Girl/Girl Scene - Film to Jameson and Sterling, Best Actress - Film to Jameson for her fine work here as a world-weary woman who can't overcome being jaded, and Best Actor-Film to Sterling for showing first love with its pain and glory on his face in every frame here.

Pre-nom Paul Thomas for Best Director for guiding this gloriously. Best Cinematography to Guillermo Brown and Jane Waters. Best Editing - Film to Sonny Malone, and Best Film to the entire production.