The intro to this heartwarming video, scrolled across the screen to the patriotic tuns of Stars and Stripes Forever, reads in part: "This is the story of what women's soccer is all about, and the hardcore driving lesbian rage that resides within every successful female athlete."

Gina Ryder's convincing performance as a naive virgin soccer dyke who gets thoroughly worked over by her coach and teammates, is worth at least one A in the vid's rating.

The collection of behind-the-scenes footage is a nice addition to an exceptional all-girl flick.