Released | May 01st, 1984 |
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Running Time | 60 |
Director | Bobby Hollander |
Company | Arrow Video |
Cast | Cody Nicole, Shauna Grant, Lori Smith, Ron Jeremy |
Critical Rating | AAA |
Genre | Alternative |
I haven't quite figured out why, but I am fascinated by this character Bobby Hollander. On the surface he appears to be the kind of guy who hangs out at local bus stops to greet the new girls in town. He's hysterically crude, slightly obnoxious, egotistical, and majors in toilet humor. His video productions (Personal Touch, Centerfold Celebrities) are somewhat sloppy; yet they are refreshingly raw, making them both humorous and erotic.
In Hollander's blooper video we are treated to some precious behind-the-scenes outtakes that are a must for any adult video collector. Imagine classy Sharon Mitchell breaking wind on camera, or pretty Jean Harlow refusing to utter a certain derogatory comment because she doesn't talk like that in real life.
There's more, too! Ron Jeremy and Bobby Hollander square off in a great battle of egos as the star, Jeremy, attempts to run the sex scene his way, while the director Hollander slowly blows his cookies. Lori Smith and Shauna Grant give Hollander's volatile temper a true test as they continually muff simple lines during a promo shot. One of my personal favorites, Joanna Storm, is temporarily blinded by pina colada mix during a massive simulated wet shot.
Porno aficionados will really enjoy the terminology that the stars and Hollander use when communicating their scenes. Spooning, cartwheels with a hole-in-one, and money shots are requested by Hollander with the same ease that Tom Landry would order a "fullback screen right." You'll be pleased and relieved to know that some of these anatomically unattainable positions require an unseen third person to physically support the performers involved.
Blonde bombshell Cody Nicole acts as Bobby Hollander's co-host and is featured in one spectacular sex scene. While this video is extremely funny, it is really more a behind-the-scenes look at X-rated video productions than a blooper tape. But with all the good fun offered here this little oversight is easily forgotten. Just for the record, I found Bobby Hollander and Cody Nicole to be better hosts than Steve Lawrence and Don Rickles of television's Foulups, Bleeps, and Bloopers. But, can you imagine at least just for a second – Don Rickles directing Rin Jeremy in a hardcore sex scene? "Come on you big putz! I got a mother in Florida who moves better than you! Goodnight Mom, I love you."