When first receiving this tape, images of Akira Kurosawa's long-lots college smoker, The Seven-Inch Samurai, went through my head. No suck luck, although Samurai Dick did curtail my disappointment.

Hard, bitter police dick, Sam Dick (portrayed with customary elan by Ron Jeremy), must track down and bust a perverted white slavery ring that requires two Nipponese lovelies to fulfill their current commission. Samurai Dick delivers a full smorgasboard of kinky delights —fellated dwarfs, golden showers, Asian threesomes and, of course, Jeremy, who shines in his encounters with Kristara Barrington.

Although the video quality is quite good, Samurai Dick only rates a half-decent due to several slow spots. But it harkens back to a day when one could sit down with a movie which had a little something for everyone: Oriental lesbianism for the pop, dwarf b&d for ma and Ron Jeremy for the kids.