Released | Nov 01st, 1984 |
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Running Time | 80 |
Director | Jack Remy |
Company | Vidco |
Cast | Mark Wallis, Susan Hart, Roxanne Holland, Karen Summer, Dorothy O |
Critical Rating | AAA |
Genre | Film |
Homework and studying are the very last things on the minds of two young female co-eds in Our Major Is SEX. As a rule, almost anything is more appealing that having to burn the midnight oil for school, especially sex!
So, in lieu of cracking open their books, they open their cracks to the first available man that walks in. In this case it's the pizza delivery boy. Karena Summer and Susan Hart literally devour this poor unsuspecting young man, and as he puts it, "gee, this is better than pepperoni." Actually, he's the only one that gets eaten; the pizza is never touched.
Meanwhile, the girls call in the "dean" for some special tutoring. His philosophy is "when in doubt... whip it out!... and so he dos and once again the girls get little studying done before the bit test.
Karren Summer is the featured performer here but star honors should have been cast upon Susan Hart. Karen Summer has an attractive body and good personality, but her looks do not appeal to me. She also possesses as much hair on her stomach as veteran film star Ron Jeremy. Susan Hart, who by coincidence happens to be the namesake of my very first girlfriend (and that's where the resemblance ends), is simply fantastic. She's beautiful, has a great body and she can even act! More interesting, I found that Susan Hart does not come... she arrives with all the screaming, moaning and enthusiasm of any veteran porno princess.
Loose storyline and some inappropriate segues take away the enjoyment of watching this movie. But for super sex and some of the funniest puns in porn, one should study Our Major Is SEX.