Wanna go to a party where lots of beautiful women are running around, even if they're all dummies? Would you still wanna go if the food was bad?

Bad jokes and worst puns make R.S.V.P. a lame attempt at comedy. Bribery through sexual endeavors provides the theme, as various girls come on to the men who are behind the makings of a prospective movie called Picnic Lunch, based on a book written by Grant Garrison (Harry Reems).

There's lots of waist-up female nudity and simulated sex scenes that are far from erotic. Softcore can still be erotic – but this one misses its mark. And for veronica Hart fans, you won't see much of what you're looking for in this film – unless it's her acting ability you crave.

Viewer's won't be turned on by R.S.V.P. If you want software erotica, turn to Emmanuelle. If you want comedy, take out a Woody Allen movie.