Released | Apr 01st, 1986 |
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Running Time | 91 |
Director | Hal Freeman |
Company | Hollywood Video |
Cast | Peter North, Kevin James (I), Keli Richards, Elaine Southern |
Critical Rating | AAA 1/2 |
Genre | Feature |
If you’re in the mood for a 90-minute lecture on unbridled lust, anal and oral sex and searing wet orgasms, then Love Lessons, by professor Hal Freeman, is the course for you! Love Lessons specializes in how to make an entertaining sexvid without wasting time on things like storyline and acting lessons. As we all already know, very few directors can shoot a hot video sex scene and that’s what makes Love Lessons good! The plot is weak, the acting is awful, but the sex is outstanding!
Love Lessons features three of adult entertainment most underrated hard-ons in Peter North, Marc Wallace and Kevin James. This horny trio expels quite a few pints of reproductive fluid on the faces, behinds, and stomachs of Keli ("Faster! Harder! Deeper!") Richards, Elaine Southern, and Renee Sterling.
In one particular scene, Renee Sterling almost drowns from Peter North's messy orgasm, only then to have Kevin James walk in and repeat the same number on her already aching jawbone. Peter North's incredible shot gives new meaning to the expression "here's mud in your eye!" Keli Richards whose end was probably permanently rearranged by Dick Rambone's 15 1/2" in Freeman's CFB IV, allows Marc Wallace to play in the same orifice with (I'm sure) much less damaging results.
Love Lessons is a specialized tape for consumers who like their sex hot and nasty, and from a strictly male point of view. I would not recommend this video for new viewers who are looking for "couples" oriented cassettes. Love Lessons is not fine wine, good food, and soft romantic music. But if you're ready for a six pack and a quick roll in the hay, then this feature will make a great aphrodisiac.