Well, imagine my surprise! And I thought "double penetration" meant doing it twice in one night!

But seriously folks, what do you get when you mix the biggest. . . name in adult films today with one of the "up and coming" erotic specialties? In the case of Rambone Meets the Double Penetrators, not much.

Yes, there are anal and double encounters in abundance here, along with a "normal" sex scene or two and the Obligatory Lesbian Scene. And yes, Rambone makes his typical "extended cameo appearance" in three scenes. However, and I know this is an unpopular stance to take, the plot and dialogue in this movie make even the better sex scenes unnerving.

It's difficult not to sound like a feminist (gasp!) when saying this, but why is every woman in this film depicted so poorly? They're sitting around, playing jacks, hopscotch or backgammon, and waiting for a male to say, "you know, to be a greatplayer, you have to have a loose ***hole." If the stars aren't enjoying or interested in their fun and games, how is the viewer supposed to be?

The acting occasionally rises above the material, and kudos go to Buffy Davis for a well-done dildo session with Patti Petite, and Rick Savage for his usual "exasperated lover" stance.

Oh, what about Rambone? Well, I guess it's kinda like the Statue of Liberty; it's impressive, you look at it and marvel for awhile, but how many times can you watch it? (This doesn't mean to say that Mr. Rambone is as immobile as a statue, but . . .). As a specialty tape, this is nothing special.