What an ambitious title. The Call Girl conjures up all kinds of great kinky thoughts. But what one finds upon viewing this is the old Judy and Mickey "Hey gang, let's make a movie." As soon as I saw John Leslie with his hair greased, I knew we who watch were in big trouble.

I hate to always sound like the great moralist for pornography, but it's features like this that people who condemn the business look for. I remember as a younger person always hearing the phrase "socially redeeming values." There are none here. It is, simply stated, a group of people being paid to have sex in front of a poorly aimed camera. No effort is made to be even the slightest bit professional. It's noisy (the beds drown out the grunts of the performers), and so badly edited that it's impossible to tell whose bush is being boned. And at one point it seems the orgasm occurs before the schtupp. Definitely not one of this company's best.