Released | May 31st, 1987 |
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Running Time | 75 |
Directors | Ted Gorley, Morris Deal |
Company | Caballero Home Corp. |
Cast | Peter North, Blondi, Don Fernando, Sheena Home, Lorrie Lovett, Tish Ambrose, Ron Jeremy |
Critical Rating | AA |
Genre | Feature |
Remember Star Virgin and Ultra Flesh? They told the story of extraterrestrials who took over the sexual libidos of us poor earthlings. Sure they were silly, but then they had Seka. All this tripe has is Ron Jeremy, who, like many of us has added a few pounds. Now his famous gland is kinda lost in his excess baggage.
The plot is so contrived that I sort of lost it. It has something to do with an alien who has succumbed to earthian lust. A couple of nymphettes from a far off place are sent to retrieve their lost confederate. Who is it? Well, in the best Star Trek tradition the alien girls beam down and get it on with the locals trying to find him. Is it Peter? Is it Don or Tony or Frank? Of course not. It's Rotund Ronnie, and if it weren't for his photogenic weinie, I wouldn't have lasted to find out.
They use more than one set, and actually have legitimate special effects and space ships. They use two directors but the whole thing is erotically mundane^ Even Ron's outrageous Rod can't save this one, Regain control of your TV set. There's better porn sci fi out there.