The best thing we can say about Breastography is that it could serve as a collector’s item for breast fans.  Featuring one set of boobs after another, the viewer had better be careful he doesn't get his eye poked out.

On the downside, most of the boob scenes are slow because all the actresses do is stare into the camera and play with themselves.  Sure there’s a little bit of jug pumping, but for the most part everything comes off as contrived.  Of course, this is to be expected in a compilation tape featuring too many cuts to count.

When the tape actually stays with one scene for a while, there are some interesting moments.  Without a doubt, Erica Boyer provides the highlights as she leads off with one of her patented lesbian scenes.  Later, Boyer can be found smacking her massive mammaries against another butt in a pretty good threesome.  But these scenes are the exception.  Far more common are girls simply standing around holding their boobs up like a shopper with a pair of melons.  Fortunately, this shot-on-video footage does show an ample abundance of cleavage.  But why couldn’t they have spent more time showing people filling it?