Paul Newman and Tom Cruise this isn't. But in pool hall lingo you'll find plenty of stiff rods, smooth balls and soft holes.

It seems that Barbie (Cara Lott) cares a lot about pool and dreams of going on the road as a professional pool hustler. Barbie's just one good stroke away from being a female Mosconi, save for one minor detail — she neglects the use of the cue ball in any segment of her game.

What she lacks in technical accuracy she makes up for in sexuality — to the chagrin of hubbie Dan T. Mann. Barbie takes on all comers. There's Louie (Ron Jeremy) the pool hall skunk who puts his nine ball in her back pocket, and a two-ball female combination that banks Louie's wet shot off Barbie's rail. What's good for the goose, get's goosed. Mann roams the highways and byways of sex looking for his own game — and finds it in the arms of Lacey Logan.

Decent enough sexvid, but static photography doesn't quite get the ball rolling on eroticism.