Just when I thought there would never come another Battle of the Stars, I delve into Battle of the Titans, a somewhat funny, often raunchy sex contest between two of porn's blonde bombshells — Amber Lynn and Nina Hartley. If you're a fan of either of these sweaty swingers, there's enough wet steam to melt your snowman.

They play roommates who happen to get into a heated discussion about who can make guys orgasm faster. Breasty bitch Amber and "Anal Annie" Nina try to outdo each other, first in the gym, then in an official AVC contest with a real referee (Peter North), a small (but adoring) audience and sleazy judges. I tried to get tickets, but it was sold out!

The girls use Marc Wallace and Tom Byron as sex objects in the finale, before battling each other to a lesbian draw. No need to vote for your favorite here. Nobody's tabulating. Nobody cares. It's an inexpensively made video with great opening titles and music, that boasts standard camerawork and has a large dose of hot sex. I picked my own winner. I'm sure you'll have a favorite, too.