It's true what Mr. Kipling said: The female of the species is more deadly than the male. More deadly perverse, that is.

These girls know that you have to be cruel to be kind, and if that means dressing up in leather frou-frou, feathers and jamming a horsetail butt-plug up another girl's kiester, well, that's just the way it goes.

Standouts here include Tory Lane and Isabel Ice's butt-licking, squirting bitch-fest, and Harmony and Cherrie Rose's milk-expelling enemas (spewing forth arcing streams that they catch in each other's mouth. Milk Advisory Board? This is your next "Got Milk?" ad campaign.

Pre-nom: Best All-Girl Feature.

Retailing: Dirty girls playing dirty with other dirty girls.