An event that surely will not make Wide World Of Sports (at least in our lifetimes) – topless arm wrestling – seems to be the next logical progression in the "big event" T & A genre now that foxy boxing, oil wrestling, etc. seem to have pretty much run their respective course.

Set up cabaret-style, the "all-star" aspects of this tape features luminaries like oxbow mustached Bill "Over The Top" Zumwalt who scowls, growls and referees a bunch of matches between recognizables like Becky "Bubbles" LeBeau, Gina Carrera and Tori Welles. Yes, Welles comes through with one more "restrained" performance. The matches follow a brief little strip number by each contestant and proceed round-robin. The gals shake, strut and primp – all the little T & A moves you've come to know and love. And you don't really care who wins, or do you?

A fine edition to your video lineup (a nice, eye-fetchin package), if you're looking for something out of the ordinary. With this event now established, can bottomless ben-wa ball tug-o-war be far behind? Gosh, I hope not.