This is the kind of video that wears its productions values on its sleeve, because the emperor has damn little clothes on underneath. Though the splashy videography captures the elaborate barroom set, replete with two lie rock bands and plenty of extras, what this show lacks is passion. The sex is good, just not passionate.

Ron Jeremy and Wayne Summers are bartenders who own their establishment. They play hide the swizzle stick with the waitresses, under the bar, in the mens' room, you name it. Samantha Strong delivers an athletic charge to the proceedings, but what to recommend to fans of hard rock is the music intercut with close-ups of jism-splattered faces. Cocktails is a notch about the Tom Cruise vehicle, which is akin to favoring a frothy beer over a flat one.