This series is definitely getting stranger than it used to be. I mean, in Vol. 39, as Don Fernando as plowing away at Meekah in his own living room, he suddenly hears his cat crying, so he pulls out of the writhing young lady to go see about his pet. What's a girl to do but masturbate for a few minutes until he comes back. Little did I realize that Biff was trying for cinema verite! I thought the idea was to show scenes that would stimulate viewers. (Of course, Don comes back and the scene's finished – after which Meekah complains about all the cat hairs sticking to her pussy. Please!) The volume finishes with both Tony Martino and Biff himself having a go at Teddi Austin, who seems quite receptive to anything toe boys want to do.

No, I haven't forgotten Vol. 38 – but maybe you should. Ron Jeremy plunges away at Rebecca Steele, but the lady seems constantly in a daze. Tony Tedeschi gives similar treatment to Julianne James for nearly an hour, but the pair just don't seem to click.

The prize of Vol. 40 is Kitty Yung's hotel room tangle with Marc Wallice. They start out on the couch, and by inches wind up on the floor, as Wallice plugs her every orifice with both fingers and cock. By comparison, the opener with Harley and Scarlett is tame. Beware: this volume has 20 minutes(!) of scenes from other Anabolic videos to fill out the tape.