Whew! Somebody turn on the cold shower! This tape is HOT!!!

From beginning to end, a cast of well-known and not-so-well-known sex stars engage in massive doses of sweaty, steamy sex, sex and more sex. There's no story, no dialog (other than some "Dirty Talk") and no settings to speak of. There's just sex!

We start in the wild jungles of somewhere (this is as elaborate as it gets in regards to scenery), where a Tarzana figure (Crystal Breeze) is caught with her loincloth down by an Indiana Jones type (Starbuck). Being an adventure-minded man, our hero proceeds to defile this jungle flower, leaving both of them exhausted in their "tropical" pool. It's great to see Crystal Breeze, better known for her glamour-type and masturbation scenes, engaging in some wild hardcore action. And she does another scene as a "Valley Girl" who orally services a computer which has only one human appendage (you guess which one).

Of special note here also is the performance of Janey Robbins. In a real Western shoot-'em-up, Janey gets the draw on gunslinger PeterNorth, beforeemptying both barrels of horsemen Ron Jeremy and Tom Bryon. Her deep-throat skills are really put to the test with this trio of tree trunks, but she is more than capable as she prunes their lower branches before letting them take part in a double-seedling planting.

The other scenes are equally hot (especially the Lee Caroll/Byron/Jeremy/ North "I-Want-It-NOW!" scene), as supercharged action combines with excellent editing and camerawork for a truly erotic display. Although void of any "couples-type" material, Terms Of Endowment is sure to please a large audience who wants their action fast. . . and furious!