Ho-hum and yawns go to this wall-to-waller written ostensibly by Trinity Loren. Randy Spears and Danielle Rogers running a "singlesbar," serves as the microscopic thread holding these scenes together. The production values and overall professionalism of the performers are what saves this video from being rated on a negative scale.

The sex isn't bad, just dull as hell. If you've been stranded on a deserted island for the last 20 years, and have lost even the barest shred on your imagination, then this video might do it for you. Otherwise, its only redeeming value is the scene with Ron Jeremy, Biff Malibu and Courtney -- which provides a large dose of comic relief. Just average.