Raven and Bill Margold play porn versions of Siskel and Ebert in this umpteenth reworking of a tired idea that was tired before it was tired.  Of course, our two reviewers disagree on just about everything.  Perhaps if they watched this tape, they would agree to give thumbs (and toes) down to one poor excuse for a sexvid.  The only segment of interest has Viper blowing T.T. Boy and Marc Wallice while they blow into harmonicas.  Blow, mind you, not play.  All this to the accompaniment of Scott Malory, along in a corner wacking off.  Silly, but not sexy.  Nikki Wilde and Beau Michaels, this week's version of Francois and Kasha and the Price twins, play two's company to the tune of it's a bore, while Sweet William, thankfully, keeps his clothing on.  Pretty terrible.  Indeed.