Welcome back to the nation's only radio station that offers continuous psychological advice and non-stop country music. We've got a special treat for you today folks. Ashlyn Gere takes over the prime time slot. After an enthusiastic boy/girl romp, she'll lead our numerous female listeners in a diddle-with-yourself workshop.

Later, our other D.J., Randy West, will show you fans how to get over being dumped by a cheating, two-bit tramp wife with the assistance of lovely K.C. Williams, followed by another typical boy/girler for you. Finally, you'll be treated to a wild Gere and West belly bounce on our "love chair" which is available for purchase – really! There's an ad and everything. This will rank as one of Ashlyn Gere's hottest moments… and there have been plenty.

So sit back, relax and leave the dull dialogue to us. We promise lots of talk and talk and some intriguing sex scenes. Thankfully so, because this latest entry in the marketable and popular series is one of the summer's few high points. A must.