Boy Howdy! Bruce Seven sure knows an asshole when he sees one. In this case, it's a round dozen that get licked, lubed, poked — and practically electrocuted — in what just might be the best girl/girl anal extravaganza of the year. Madison hosts the show in her own inimitable Valley Gal manner, breezing through Seven's editing bay after hours to check out his latest raw footage. Raw can't begin to describe these four substantial episodes!

You'll get an idea of the nasty level straight away. Starting in an S&M dungeon, as the (usually) demure Victoria Paris lets herself be blindfolded, spanked and potty-probed by Arianna and Misty Rain. As Arthur Miller once rioted, "Everybody wins."

For some unfathomable reason, Melanie Moore and Tiffany Mynx break into a warehouse (o spy on Alex Jordan and Lia Baren making out in the stairwell; the action gets our voyeurs so hot that Melanie rips off Tiffs lace stocking and eats her on the spot. Once discovered, the Peeping-Tom-ettes engage in a slap-happy four-way (with sex toys) that leaves the viewer panting for relief. However, this is just a warm up for the real kink!

Bionca holds a photography session that quickly degenerates into an electric lickfest, administrating vibrating ben-wa balls to both of Lacy Rose's orifices; she achieves a breathless, shuddering climax. Not to be outdone, Rebecca Bardoux has a Incite dildo rammed up her choo-choo chute; this monster's hooked up a transformer that could easily power my miniature train set. Her screams are so loud that they have to stick a rag in her mouth! And who said the age of railroading was dead?

Tianna joins Nikki Shane (looking scrumptious) and Misty for a rollicking workout that Soloflex never intended. Tianna's happy and she knows it, clapping her hands together and shoving them right up Misty's biscuit, both thumbs simultaneously plugging Rain's puckered scupper as well. Did I mention a toe or two walking the long mile and disappearing where the sun never shines?

Just when you think the end is near, (so to speak) Madison performs a sexy tease dance and solo to cap this bear off. For a shot-at-home, plotless wonder, this is a minor miracle. One day Seven will hook up with a scriptwriter, an art director, and a 35mm camera, and all hell is really gonna break loose.