Will Alexandria Quinn come out of retirement, or won't she?  We can't exactly say the suspense is killing us. Until the ex-porn queen answers the predetermined question, you'll have to abide a few mildly diverting behind-the-scenes segments. Celeste, looking mighty fine as an airhead in denim cutoffs and a cowgirl boots, thoroughly overshadows Alexandria in a decent ranch romp with Woody Long — though the facial finish is obscured, as are many of the pussy shots in a tryst with Alex herself.

The feature's "director," Mike Horner, has a dull doggie ride on "writer" Jaylin; a casting couch three-way with "producer" Steve Drake, Jaylin and aspiring cock-sucker Sydney St. James manages to generate some heat with oral athletics. The grande finale brings us back to the ranch for a picnic table feast with new hardbody Chase and Alex; the action and lensing ain't too bad until they miss the pop shot once again — and once again, it's a combination of poor attention to tech values and lackluster sex that deep-sixes this attempted comeback for Quinn. Still, it'll be a sure seller among Quinn's former fans, so let them know about it.