The title has a double meaning. It refers to that half of the audience which will die of boredom during this snoozer and to that other half which will kill itself rather than sit through this inept exercise in futility. Get this. Fallon is on the phone and tells her girlfriend about the sex activities of herself and her friends. Clever huh? We haven’t seen this ploy in at least two or three other sexvids. The five sex scenes reach absolutely no erotic level. Unless you’re a diehard Fallon fan who will forgive all sins, skip this one and carry the other, hotter entries in The Squirt series.