This loop carrier, posing as a feature, is another episode in the continuing story of 'Big Goofy Guys and the Women Who Fucked Them Over.'

Jon Dough's brief turn as a dating specialist leads straight to a snooze of a scene despite a star performance by everybody's favorite baby doll, Sunset Thomas.

Then Jonathan complains about having been set up by his friends on a date with Jasper, in a workman-like scene with all the right angles which never quite catches fire. The only interesting thing in the scene is the comic bit at the end, a teaser with a meat cleaver, which answers that burning question: if she finally lets me fuck her, will she turn out to be a homicidal maniac?

Next, Alex Sanders collides with Kim Chambers' real breasts at poolside. They stumble around a bit and have subdued (for Alex) sex on a flimsy patio recliner. Alex has no real complaints about this babe, but by this point I've stopped tracking on the plot.

More bad date stories, this time about girls from work. Jonathan has a tantrum when his girlfriend, Amanda Rae, gets the promotion he expected. This scene ends hot when he explodes all over her ample chest. So why does she fire him? Bad writing?

Isis Nile, as Alex's employer, gets the Black & Decker treatment from Alex on an uncomfortable tabletop before assuming a few other equally uncomfortable positions. Great close-up cum shot. Isis, a real trooper to the very end, turns out to be a guy. This video turns out to be a waste of time.