"You a Hollywood movie producer?  Sure, I'll fuck you.  NOT!!!"

That's a Hollywood teaser.  LBO Entertainment introduces a new series title to its already hot lineup, but "Teasers" is going to need more teasing or something to keep it from being lumped in the main of numerous female masturbation tapes already crowding the market.

The first volume features Fawn Miller, Sunset Thomas, Le Le and Avalon all playing with themselves, and of the four gals, Sunset Thomas is probably the most appealing to set your eyes on.  Sunset's vignette where she applies hand lotion over her luscious nudity is good up to the point where she dons this ridiculous looking tu-tu.  I heard my dick drop to the floor at that moment.  One positive aspect of the show - Fawn Miller shows us some generous amounts of butthole.

Vol. 2 answers the musical question, ASCAP anyone?  Charisma does a stint to Joe Cocker's "You Can Keep Your Hat On".  Sorry, Kim think from 9 1/2 Weeks enshrined that tune in my libido forever.  I think the appropriate song that should have been used here is, "Send Lawyers, Guns and Money".  I think the shit's going to hit the fan over the other song.

Beverly Hills appears in a multi-scene sequence and either she has been de-boobed recently or else this is some relatively antique footage.  Actually, if you look real close, Bev's boobs change size right before your eyes!!!  Maya does a partial strip in a doctor's office - a strip that should have been allowed to come to full term, by the way (damn, I hate it when they keep those garter belts and stockings on).  Missy Warner's stint rounds out the tape.  Overall impressions: so-so.