The title is telling. After wading through this grim, and largely unsympathetic tale of a prickly divorcee's sexual adventures at a resort, you might think of a Reason To Die — writing this script. Reason to watch? Barely, although it is a two-camera shoot with some reasonable production value.

First, there are seven sex scenes here, five anal (star Montana guards her pert butt from entry). Most anal scenes miss the crucial penetration shot, and even a couple of cumshots are missing. Joey Verducci scores as chief stud here, first with busty Chelly Supreme, who essays some nice head-hanging-olf-the-table inverted cocksucking, followed by a solid anal banging; and later Joey joins hotel maid Natasia, also anally inspired.

Montana, a reasonably cute, very vocal but otherwise unremarkable brunette with smallish natural tits, thunks her way through her painfully overwrought, obnoxious voiceover chores (obviously, voiceover has replaced dialogue, because Montana cannot act), but doesn't have enough charisma left over to charm us in her two sex scenes (with Jonathan Morgan and Joey Silvera).

A very attractive box may garner some Montana fans, but keep in mind she's no longer in the business.