"Sex is one of my number one priorities… whenever I masturbate it's in a hot steamy shower…I like a man who can appreciate your breasts and not be afraid of them…I love to have a man suck on my neck and work his way down…I like to reward a man with oral sex…I like to caress a man's testicles…I would choose sex over financial security." Wait a second. Where is she? Forget what the others said, where's the woman who revealed that last intimate secret? That's the one I want to meet. Actually, fat chance of meeting any of the women in this tape.

Intimate Secrets, the latest release from Pacific Media Entertainment, purports to offer another of those candid, inside looks as to what makes lovely ladies tick. More descriptively, it depicts the thoughts of five gals, each of whom progresses to a state of undress or near-undress while she reveals the state of the union about herself. I don't think any of the information parlayed in this video is of the TOP SECRET variety, but go along for the ride. You might learn a trick or two.

Will knowledge of their intimate secrets make you more appealing to the fairer sex? Who knows? But let's be a little realistic, here. Regardless of what the ad hyping this tape tells you ("gentlemen… it doesn't matter how you look…") it doesn't hurt to have a Mercedes, a tan like George Hamilton, a body like Stallone, a face like Jason Priestley, a home like the Pope and money like the U.S. Mint. If your assets fall into the more modest category, a wing, a prayer, a box of Kleenex and this tape may be of some minor consolation…

Fans of both XXX and the Bert Rhine videos series will no doubt recognize the gals featured in before in Starlets III (from Pacific Media). Tami Monroe and Nikki Dial, in addition to their hardcore exploits, have also graced Big Bust Casting Call (also from Pacific Media). Tease wise, Christy's is the best moment in this feature (a shower sequence with footage from Starlets III). Quantitatively, it offers the most in epidermal worship, but that's not really saying much. On the whole, the talking heads segments vs. actual nudity ratio runs about 4 to 1. That's way to chatty for a tape of this genre, and kind of like listening to Dick Cavett interview lingerie models.

Market this with your other Bert Rhine tapes.