Somewhere in this screwy concoction of anal scenes and Asian women lies some cleverly written dialogue about point shaving, gambling, prostitution, redemption and Chinese food jokes.

Jonathan Morgan, in what's for him a low-amp performance, plays Hank "The Shank" Briscoe, a former basketball jock who "took a high dive into a pool of scum." Morgan's gambling indiscretions have helped him pay the ultimate penalty — never getting his face on a bubblegum card. Alex Sanders steals the show as the taciturn, pig latin-speaking federal agent, Stone Kelly, who gets Morgan to infiltrate the local mob run by gambler Dutch Latimer (Sean Michaels).

In the lead off scene, Krista (clad in a cheerleader outfit) and Michaels give us something to cheer about. There's a lot of tit sucking, mutual head and doggie. Krista, who obviously cheered for 'Our Lady of Ecstasy,' gets loud with her, "Oh .. God" cheer. A nice shot of Sean doing her like a doberman and spraying on her ass complements the picture.

An alley threeway brings together Morgan and hookers Sally Layd and Mina. This scene could have been called, "Sum Dum Fuck." None of these performers appear to be enjoying themselves in this menage. Mina looks more like an appendage than a partner, and Jonathan rides Sally unenthusiastically and dribbles before he shoots, giving a marvelous impersonation of dry ice.

Michaels' henchman, Jon Dough and hooker Melanie Brooks also pair up. Jon, who apparently attended the Razor Ramon school of dramatic arts to get into character, enjoys the pleasure of Melanie's ambitious, moaning and swallowing, but I'm still trying to figure out the reason for her sweaty forehead.

The threesome which follows only scratches its potential. Sean, Krista and Jonathan are seldom in the same shot. Sean and Krista have a definite chemistry, while Jonathan appears to have gotten some tips from Mina. What could've been great merely winds up being good.

When Alex Sanders and Kitty Yung get into it, it's H.H.H. (Hot, Horny and Help me get this mound off my lap). Great fore-play and tit worshipping make this anal scene a keeper. There's cowgirl and doggie plugging but it really gets going when Alex gets it into gear in her rear. The anal entry is done to perfection.

Technically excellent, but unlike previous DeLongprez efforts, Anal Asians -Volume 2 is less antic and more restrained. A bit less than full-court press sexuality keeps it from realizing its true potential; however, Kitty Yung, Krista, Sanders and Michaels make it work. As for the other actors — sorry, that's how the fortune cookie crumbles.