The amateur video wave washes up lots of mediocre flotsam, including this three-segment entry in the U Witness Video series.

"Three Black Men And My Slutty Wife" explores familiar territory: your basic living room couch gang-bang. I might take the producer's word that all of these guys are black, but I'm more skeptical of the cameraman's continued voice-over reinforcements of "slut wife" schtick. Lukewarm sex includes anal poking and four rather tired cum shots. Though the "insatiable wife" here is kind of tubby, this segment will appeal to fat chick and interracial slut junkies.

The second vignette features semi-cute girl-next-door type Julie with two big-dicked studs. This segment is entitled "Julie's Cumfest," ironic because Julie keeps her mouth firmly clamped to avoid any taste of the one wet shot offered. She might as well "go pro."

Wrapping up the program is "You Fuck My Wife, I'll Fuck Yours," a decent hotel room foursome for those whose taste is very earthy. One of the wives is a pasty flab monster, but at least she opens her mouth for the cum. Camera work here is a tad below the unimaginative but decent standard of the rest of the vid, diminishing a hot ass-fuck/clit lick finale.

Actually, the most entertaining element of this tape may be the fanciful box cover claims: "Originally filmed for the private enjoyment of the participants... at times embarrassingly personal." At times, embarrassingly contrived. Throw this one back into the waves.