The first (and best) feature of Vol. 21 has Nicole London giving the best hand and knob job I have seen in quite a while to a quivering Gerry Pike. After a bit of Kama Sutra positioning, Pike stuffs it up her poop-chute in fine form. The finale, where London slurps down Pike's load from his used condom is N-A-S-T-Y. The sexual har-ass-ing second segment has a bossy Sam Smythe verbally abusing pouty sexatary Marilyn Martin. Finally, French maid Lacy mugs for the camera while Dick Nasty explores her back door.

As Vol. 22 opens, poor lonesome Tiana — not the short blonde we know; a bustier, long-haired blonde who'll need a new name pronto — is abusing her tunnel when a lost Alex Sanders hap­pens by. He manages to find his way to her sphincter without a Thomas Guide. The second segment has Roy making disparaging comments about the losing L.A. Kings while he plugs Kytana in the longest anal scene on either of these two tapes. Last has fair Scarlett O'Hara fingering herself at poolside, when along comes a domineering Harley who long-dicks her ass at 78 rpm.

Made me wince just to watch this speed demon — but true ass lovers will probably get off on it.