It's the ultra-attractive boxcovers with tabloid headlines that'll move this new series off the shelves — but once word gets around about the lacklustre performances, expect rentals to fall.

Vol. 1 is "hosted" by Kaitlyn Ashley, which basically means she gets two sex scenes, where the other performers — Traci Prince, Corby Wells and an unidentified brunette — get one apiece. In fact, the only one with a reasonably movable ass is Kaitlyn, in scenes with husband Jay, and later with Peter North, who looks as confused as we are about what this "magazine video" is about.

Prize for the loudest performance goes to Traci Prince, who camps on T.T. Boy's peg till he creams her mouth to quiet her down.

Hostess of Vol. 2 is Krista, and again, her scenes are the most worthwhile. I gave up trying to count her orgasms — and yes, those are her own tits, believe it or not. First up, she massages the head of Jonathan Morgan's cock with her nipples, and he returns the favor by giving her a good pounding front and rear (no anal), finallv washing her tits with cum. Later, she takes on Terry Thomas, who looks like he's just spent six weeks in Bosnia. It's hard to believe Thomas still has a cumshot left in him, but her rubbing his cock between her tits bring on the gusher. Sydney sure gives a loud b.j., and finally has to use that mouth to bring off her partner. All in all, the sex on these tapes is pretty much by the numbers, with some attempt at humorous dialogue between the scenes, but on the whole, it'll come down to whether your customers like Kaitlyn and Krista. If they do, stock heavy.