Released | Mar 01st, 1992 |
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Running Time | 75 |
Director | Jeff Coldwater |
Company | Flame Video |
Cast | Rustie Rhodes, Jerry Butler, Dick Nasty, William Margold, Toni Starr, Ashley Nicole, Betty Rage, Jeff Coldwater, Sharon Kane, Alison Wright |
Critical Rating | A |
Genre | Feature |
If you thought that Jeff Coldwater's last effort Eternal Bliss was less than wonderful, this turkey of turkey's will make it seem like Citizen Kane. In a feature that seems to have been edited by a cement mixer and written by someone who had gotten high by smoking old shoelaces, we are treated to such bizarre sights as Jerry Butler and Sharon Kane dressed as clowns, ad-libbing incessantly during a sex scene while Margold, Dick Nasty and Ashley Nicole look on, commenting on the sad proceedings and simultaneously crunching on apples. Jerry and Sharon manage to obtain an erotic level somewhat akin to that of moldy meatloaf, while Margold tortures Dick Nasty and us with lines like, "of course you know I'm insane." Indeed.