Riddle me this, Batman: When is a DeLongprez vid like a Lee Majors TV show? When the fall guy makes an appearance! Case in point-. Jonathan Morgan — boozer, blonde chaser, con artist, human bowling pin. He's set up by a gynecologist friend (Alex Sanders) and a cash-poor gangster (Jon Dough); and his scheming wife, Kelly Royce, is about to knock him down. She won't settle for spares, either.

The bait: Kim Chambers, a babe with a body that won't quit; even when she has to give up the booty. And give it up she does, with a nice penetration shot, though for our dirty money her slurping 69 session with Morgan puts the bun-bashing to shame. A faceful of jizz caps the sequence until...

The switch: Morgan awakens from an alcohol-induced blackout to find Kim dead (offscreen) and a murder rap pinned to him like a mitten on a schoolboy's coat. It might take the mighty James M. Cain himself to unravel all the clues, but the bottom line is a feature with plenty of twists and even more curves. When Kaitlyn Ashley competes with Bionca Trump for a spot in Dough's strip joint, the result is a Dagwood sandwich of mountainous titty flesh that's hammered atop his bar and topped with a splash of his titanic tonic.

DeLongprez may have been delinquent in the past for hanging on tepid master shots, but in Room 69 the action is hot and brisk, with close-ups of clutching hands, clawed backs and impassioned reactions to spice up the usual gynecological explorations.