Currently replacing the old "pizza boy" routine is the fashionable "frustrated porn director". Add Sharon Starlet to the list of variations that have appeared lately, and you might run out of digits to count on.

Sparxx is the actress, Silvera her co-star, and Horner her director in this by-the-numbers release from Michael Craig -- a talent we've depended upon for interesting fare. Though the motivation for the "off-set" sex scenes is weak, it doesn't squelch the anal flames between Terry Thomas and Crystal Wilder. Yet a d.p. featuring Cash, Tedeschi and Boy fails to establish who's doing what to whom in a decent wide shot.

It's easy to buy P.J. as a mopey bitch, but by the end of the tape you may want to shoot her instead of watch Joey screw her.