The only fire this tape has is the one it should have been consigned to. Can't we just once have a gangster who isn't named "Mr. Big" (especially Hank Rose)? Can't somebody hire good enough video equipment so that Janet Jacme doesn't look whiter than Marilyn Chambers, and so Jeff Coldwater's dick doesn't disappear against any white background?

The story makes no sense, but you won't care. There are rival bosses Rose and Toby Dammit, who spends all his screen time eating pizza. People come and go but mostly screw like they're posing for still-lifes. For instance, Jimmy Zee and Lil' Mama Jama (who's not so little) must have put the director to sleep just before I dozed. The closing credits mention that the performance of Day Scarbrough was inspired by F.O.X.E. "memember" (sic) James Sullivan. Additional Cast: Stormy Shores, Lady Antoinette, Marisol, Tesla.