Butt Bongo Babes has as much to do with butt bongo (the Howard Stern variety) as The Mambo Kings have to do with royal coronations.

There’s only one boy-girl anal scene (for which the show loses points on advertising), and that occurs between Kiss and Kris Newz (a reverse cowgirl analer). This comes after Kiss has paired off with plumber Mar Wallice in the old-fashioned way. Newz and Kiss are hardly the surprise pairing of the century; however, it’s surprising that Lacy Rose, who generally does the backdoor deed, stays in more politically-correct terrain this time around.

Nikki Shane, if she stays in the business, has a better-than-good shot at next year’s Best New Starlet nominations. She has personality, is adept with her lines, is photogenic and has a wonderfully lithe, normal body.

Nikki plays a real estate agent who’s trying to unload Kiss’ house to couple T.T. Boy and Lacy Rose. T.T. makes himself feel at home as he whacks off in the bathroom and then takes Nikki exuberantly over the toilet seat, doggie-style. Irate Lacy then rams a dildo up Nikki’s ass in the follow-up scene.

A three-way just gets tossed in here for no rhyme or reason. Brittany O’Connell shows up to join in the festivities with T.T. and Lacy. Nothing of major consequence happens in this scene other than to fill out the running time.

Good camera angles help the sex scenes immensely, but those looking for a little butt bongo might consider switching instruments.