The girls are worth AAAA, the guys and the technical merits somewhere between zero and half an A, which sorta averages to the above rating. As a marketing hook, this Video Team "series", with titles like Girls of the Big Ate and this one hearkening to the perennially popular Playboy campus pictorials, is immensely clever and appealing, but the executing here sucks. The lighting is near-invisibly dark, the sound levels irritatingly irregular, the stolen classical music crashingly inappropriate.

Far worse is the endless inane chatter served up by Morgan and Sanders. Most of it's apparently improvised – and is desperately in need of some good scripting. And Sanders is doing himself no career good by replacing Steven St. Croix as Morgan's second banana.

Buxom blonde beauty J.R. Carrington, whose near-flawless looks and wide smile are marred only by a slightly Roman nose, which actually lends her a bit of an aristocratic air, quickly and delightfully dispels any such pretensions with her earthily enthusiastic cocksucking skills in a threeway with the Noisy Brothers. This scene moves into d.p. territory, ending with a double Frankensteiner and a double facial. Pencil in J.R. for the early Best New Starlet list, along with Amanda Addams.

Amanda turns in a steamy spiral staircase scene with Morgan. Other bright spots among the girls are busty, fleshy ash blonde Dallas, and Victoria Lee, a shorthaired brunette with huge dark eyes, long coltish legs, and great tan lines. Keep an eye out for these girls, and market the nice boxes of this series together, but keep the fast-forward handy for whenever the guys open their mouths.