The first scene of the tighthole triptych features acquired-taste squirt queen Keri Downs – bone-dry here – and the ever-boring Dick Nasty. No squirt, no p-shot, just workmanlike anal makes for a dull opener. Things improve quickly when Rodney Moore's tempestuous Italian girlfriend Loni, a long-haired brunette with small darktipped tits, wide hips, and a shaven pussy, first castigates him for doing porn behind her back, then demonstrates, ahem, exactly that. Uncharacteristically, Rod misses the p-shot here, but little matter, as there's fine anal coverage, and Loni is a very responsive, very different kind of porn girl. Top scene.

Max "Hardcore" Steiner, billed here as Sam Schmuck or something or other, offers up a crashingly explicit closer with Victoria Night, an auburn-haired version of Tammi Ann. She gives great head, loves to be spread wide, and goes nuts over an anal Frankensteiner with a dildo in her pussy to boot, and relishes a helluva facial finish. Still one of the top series picks for ass lovers.