Conspicuously absent from much of this all-girler is rocket-launching passion – a simple but crucial element which all the carpet munching in the world can never replace. Patricia Kennedy and Morgan Daniels go for a couch-grope which appears to have been taped by a robotic camera in standby mode judging from their mutual reluctance to get their fingers wet, one might assume that they’ve both arrived fresh from a manicure.

Though Bunny Bleu’s groans are followed by just as many distracting giggles, her girl/girl fares better for the big-tit crowd. In a sequence which comes off like play time at a XXX rated Club Med, she and an uncredited, similarly endowed blonde crush their lotion-gathered hooters together in a “follow the bouncing ball” number, and frolic with a carpet bag-sized case of rubber goods.

Likewise, toys also play an important role in the Nikki Sinn/Kira segment. Kira, generally seen as the poke-ee in gang-bang vids, is black and naturally appealing. When she mixes it up with Sinn the heat finally rises to an acceptable level. Sinn’s rigid nipples are the point men on a lusty bush assault which falls back upon such unusual weaponry as a vibrator with a thumb-shaped clit stimulator. Eventually the two break ranks, and lock thighs in a sultry scissors move which the WWF would approve.