Early '80s Eurosex!  An enormous woman whose presence dominates virtually every scene!  Bad porn music from the 70's that our stars DANCE to!  A German voice-over!  Oh, Dampfendes Lustfleisch!

A huge black gal (committing the ultimate fashion violation by wearing powder blue eye shadow applied from lids to brow bone) can be renamed Girtha; she's not just from the '80s; she IS the '80s.  She gobbles her black partner's long dong with the same gusto she'd apply to a package of Ding Dongs.  He doggies her briefly (although her bulk renders penetration unverifiable), but he performs better when Girtha stays the uninvolved partner in a threeway.  Most of Girtha's female partners are unexciting to look at and unenthused about their roles (and Girtha's rolls), but watch for the chubby fraulein who enjoys fondling Girtha's tummy layers.  Her clit is so large she needn't ever worry about suffering from penis envy; she's practically packin' one herself.

Proving that this type of kink knows not the passage of time, language or race, this one will leave the chubby-chasers with a sauerkraut factory in their laps, but will provide one big amused "Gott in Himmel!" for everyone else.