You practically hear Ed thinking to himself, "Smart move, Powers. Now that I'm in good with Vivid, I've got access to their exclusive stable of fabulous babes!" Sell-through covergirl Janine jumps on the Powers bandwagon with the enthusiasm of a gold rush prospector, striking a vein of fabulous babes." Sell-through covergirl Janine jumps on the Powers bandwagon with the enthusiasm of a gold rush prospector, striking a vein of pure, precious pussy by way of Mona Donna, whose lovely tanned body and nice round buns set her heart a-flutter.

"This chick is perfect! She really reads my mind," gulps Janine, while Mona delivers a gushing burst compliments in native Italian. Friskin each other like it was an audition for a Linda Blair prison flick, they tangle with tongues, vibrators and strap-ons… a real pelvis pounder; and nearly an awards contender. The scene unfortunately falls a mite short due to off-camera flashbulb action and over-reliance on the PIP (picture-within-picture) device. Ed redeems himself when using PIP effectively while taking Mikala's anal cherry. You wouldn't know it by looking at him, but Ed is an ace fudgepacker.

Of course, fans of 4-Play's Bust Stop Tales will appreciate the format that made Ed such a traffic hound. While his verbal foreplay – part nebbishness, part self-confidence – works with Mona, it sags like an old breast with Sandi Beach, and their scene is correspondingly mediocre. Of the latter, Ed repeatedly and painstakingly begs to kiss her here or touch her there; as if he were the valedictorian of Antioch College. His persistence pays off with a North-ern geyser at the finale.

Lastly, Sabrina goes down on the Power pole. Ed, who seems to have boundless energy from his latest project, engages in some fast and furious intercourse, ending with a hot gooey facial. It appears as if Vivid's new acquisition may one day liken to the San Francisco 49'ers getting Deion Sanders. A well-run juggernaut never rests.