Released | May 01st, 1995 |
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Running Time | 70 |
Company | Heatwave Entertainment |
Cast | Dick Nasty, Rick (I), Breanna, Shonna Lynn, Dave (I), Guy DiSilva, Angela Whoreney |
Critical Rating | A |
Genre | All-Sex |
The DP dudes this time are American guys posing as "paisanos," trying to pick up visiting Italian exchange students. Decked out in a Lords Of Flatbush leather jacket, Dave dips his finger into Breanna's pink pasta while she sautés Rick's stiff scalloppini. The studs unload their creamy calzone.
Dick Nasty (who is about as convincing an Italian as Fyvush Finkel) and Rick use their veal on Shonna Lynn to form a backdoor parmesan sandwich, a feat duplicated by Guy DiSilva and Dave with Angela "Me So" Whoreney. These threesomes are totally lackluster with the usual token foreplay followed by anal and d.p., culminating in subpar facials. Before one of the guys really has a chance to get going in one position, he switches to another.
The threeway lesbian scene at least has some energy; Breanna goes down mucho buono (or is it Victor Buono?) on Shonna, pulling hard on her vaginal vermicelli and sucking on her macaroni mammaries, but this scene dies quickly when the dildo factory arrives.
The sound quality has its problems, with the mix sounding as if someone were getting electrocuted. One might speculate that the director did not want his name listed for feat someone might make him "an offer he couldn't refuse?" As for retailers, if this series has done well for you, it can't hurt to stock another one.