The thief of the title is evidently the person that stole Holly Body's part. The show opens with her and Tony Tedeschi drinking a toast, during which Tony Martino bursts in and arrests her. We next see her 75 minutes later with Tony once again toasting her, and finally screwing her as well.

In between, Tedeschi also manages to lay his mitts on Melissa Hill and Amanda Addams while he and Martino try to solve a jewel robbery/insurance fraud case. No one seems to care about the robbery, however – but the sex is another story. Particularly noteworthy (and nominations-worthy) is the match-up between Martino and current reigning queen of cute, Brittany O'Connell.

It's just too bad that we see so little of top-billed Holly, especially since we normally see so little of her anywhere else. Point your fans of big-boobed babes toward this box featuring big-boobed Holly for sure sales.