Perfume entrepreneur and bitch extraordinaire Crystal Gold employs a giggly maid, April, who can't seem to do anything right. Well, except for servicing her boss. They stir things up with toe sucking, rug munching and toys.

Tera Heart convinces Jonathan Morgan invents a new potion which gives Crystal the Midas touch. Distraught over the raw merger deal he gets from her, Morgan, Heart and Dallas engage in a merger of their own (complete iwth a saliva bath). Later, St. Croix quits while maid-to-order April consoles him with a bj and some heated humping.

With the Midas touch and a glove over her hand, Crystal promises Peter North (her competitor) all of her other perfume formulas. They get down to some real business and after he cums, he asks her for some of her gold. She promptly removes her glove and touches his prick - which turns to solid gold. Look at it this way, Peter, it'll be worth more and it'll never go limp. Caught up in the moment, she caresses herself and becomes a golden statue.

Demerits for tough to decipher dialog, yet The Golden Touch is sure to become a favorite on anyone's classic fable list.