If you're planning a trip to Hong Kong in the near future, this might be a useful video, but as a sexvid, it packs about as much of a wallop as a third-rate Bruce Lee impersonator.

A woman with a French accent narrates the tape, offering tips on how and where to find commercial sex in Hong Kong (with all prices converted to francs). Sex scenes are inserted to highlight key points. For example, a description of a how to pick up a prostitute is illustrated by a blonde tourist screwing a bored-looking Asian.

You know you're in trouble when the travelogue portions are more exciting than the sex. Don't be fooled by the great-looking box. Half the pretty Asian girls on the cover don't even make cameos in this video.