Unlike, say, A Clockwork Orgy, Deep Waterworld doesn't even pretend to be the porn version of the movie. What we get instead is three dull sex scenes, in and next to a crummy swimming pool. Yes, Crystal Gold is luscious as always. Unfortunately, she looks as bored during her two drillings and you will be watching them. The other girls show more spirit, but it can't save this vid from being even worse than Kevin Costner's debacle. Deep Waterworld is all wet (and I don't mean that in a good way).