Bruce Seven and Bionca are that rare breed who are able to turn a sow's ear into a silk pussy virtually every time out of the gate. Jill Kelly, Paisley Hunter and Felecia warm things up with the old standard Seven gimmick, the oil treatment. And it's still effective, dammit! With a vibrator in her hoonie and a plug in her mud crack, Felecia's in Seven's heaven.

Byron and Davis play still photographers to models Nikki Brantz and Alex Dane, but before you can say "F-stop" their anal apertures are wide open and plunged with some terrific initial penetration shots. Davis returns to team with Sean Michaels as they boff the living hell out of a new blonde named Johnni Black, who swings from the ceiling in some kind of "sex sling" which makes rear entry nearly a gravity-free experience, but it's just a precursor to a thick-cocked d.p. that hurts just thinking about it.

Sweet Hispanic babe Tatiana gets high marks in a bathroom tryst with Julian St. Jox, who merely had to relieve his bladder. A more profound relief soon comes his way when she parks her sphincter on her trouser snake, reverse cowgirl style, and eats his liquid lunch.

More than ever, cameraman Michael Cates deserves special Kudos.